键盘侠老詹没篮就是本西假摔惹怒神明上帝要湖人输球

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[赛后贴]NBA季后赛西部决赛第二场,丹佛掘金队主场108-103战胜洛杉矶湖人队,大比分2-0领先。

双方数据:

掘金(2-0):穆雷37分10板5助4断、约基奇23分17板12助3断、波特16分7板3助、戈登10分4板2助、波普8分3板2助、B-布朗12分5板3助

湖人(0-2):詹姆斯22分9板10助4断2帽、浓眉18分14板4助4帽、里夫斯22分3板5助、范德比尔特4分2板、拉塞尔10分3板5助2断、八村塁21分2板、施罗德4分6板

[–]JAhoops 770 points 5 hours ago

Bron looked… old

球迷:今天老詹他看上去…怎么说呢…嗯…是真的老了~~

[–]WarriorsDwyaneSteph 328 points 5 hours ago

Bron's age definitely showed tonight lmao. It was the same concern I had for Steph. Playing every other day for 2 weeks kills your legs

勇士球迷:今天晚上老詹是彻底暴露自己的年龄了,哈哈哈~我之前也担心过库里,两天一赛,连续打俩礼拜,会累死老年人的…

[–]Raptorsmo_downtown 58 points 5 hours ago

Yup, looked his age tonight. Playoffs are a grind.

猛龙球迷:确实!老詹今晚看上去是上岁数了,季后赛太折磨人了~

[–]KnicksGladiatornoah 400 points 5 hours ago

LeBron low key sold down the stretch lol

尼克斯球迷:是啊,今天比赛最后时刻老詹不动声色地把比赛给浪掉了啊,哈哈哈!

[–]LakersOkamiHaley 195 points 5 hours ago

Low key? He was high key selling.

湖人球迷:这怎么能叫“不动声色”呢?丢人都快丢到全世界了啊~

[–]Pelicansmadamsquirrel7 4104 points 5 hours ago

Nuggets are gonna start leaving LeBron open at the 3 like Ben Simmons

鹈鹕球迷:接下去的比赛,掘金可以像防守本-西蒙斯那样,防守三分线外的老詹啦~~让他成为一个孤独的圈外人~~

[–]PistonsDLgoblue12 719 points 5 hours ago

LeFuckMe3 out in full force tonight

活塞球迷:勒布朗-我就要投这个三分来打我啊-詹姆斯,今儿晚上可算是武功尽失了~~

[–]Gran Destinofastlikeanascar 689 points 4 hours ago

He’s the only dude who doesn’t know he’s not shooting well from 3.

球迷:但素…老詹是在场的唯一一个不知道自己三分有多烂的人可怎么办啊…

[–]SpursMakeAShadow 4136 points 5 hours ago

Who needs rim protection when you have 4th quarter Jamal Murray.

马刺球迷:正所谓,末节穆雷在阵中,篮板技能全无用啊~~

[–]WarriorsLilKaySigs 844 points 5 hours ago

Hah imagine one guy almost out scoring your entire team in the 4th quarter your team must suck if they let that happen to them

勇士球迷:哈哈~想想看,对方阵中蹦出个人,他第四节得的分儿都快比上你们全队了,这光想想就够要人命的!

注:今天第四节,穆雷一人独得23分,湖人全队仅得24分。

[–]Overrated_sanity 70 points 5 hours ago

Remember those comments from the lakers fans in the first half begging Murray to keep shooting

球迷:是啊,这让我回想起上半场,湖人球迷还巴巴地“跪求”穆雷继续多出手投篮呢~~~

注:今天上半场,穆雷13投3中,得10分。

[–]DudeIAm-blank- 8 points 4 hours ago

"Yes keep shooting! Wait no not like that!"

球迷:

湖人球迷:“不要犹豫啊,穆雷!没错,继续投!!哈哈哈!!!对对对!!!………..诶诶诶….别别别…..哎呀…哎呦….哎…..”

注:今天末节,穆雷7投6中,三分5投4中,罚球8罚7中,爆砍23分。

(上半场的湖蜜:穆雷,继续投,嘿嘿嘿)

(末节的湖蜜:穆雷...别别别...诶诶诶...)

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